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Sean Hoffman

is a network engineer with a passion for process and a hankering for homebrew. He once beat a rabid bear to death with a tree full of bees and then sung the bees to sleep. He built a helicopter out of Legos(c) to shorten his commute by overflying traffic.  He is an outrageous liar in the service of questionable comedy.

For 13 years, I have been in the business of shuffling bits from place to place in the fastest and most reliable manner, in the service of the shining promise of the Internet. I created my first email and web server in the 90's, from bare metal and software. I have worked for Fortune 500, Fortune 100, and Fortune 5 companies, though not necessarily in that order. I understand how to create scalable, flexible, manageable networks to enable emerging technologies.